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Here we see an example of the rarely glanced upon Mulletus Whitetrasherus, often found in its natural setting at the Tail 'O the Pup or "Almonds". Of especial note is this male's distinctive plumage and demeanor which is typical of it's belligerent nature. Geographical distribution of this species centers upon the regions which are known as "Wiggletown", "Keeseville", and "Trailer Parks" in which it is known to thrive and exponentially multiply. M. whitetrasherus feeds upon "michigans", pork rinds, and stale pizza along with various offal meats whilst drinking copious volumes of the drink known as "Bud Light"

The naturalist must take great care when approaching Mulletus, as it is typically found in an aggressive stupor brought on by ingesting "Bud Light". Therefore, observation must be made from a camouflaged blind. The typical blind consists of a 1979 rusted Monte Carlo automobile on cement blocks, as this blends in with the surroundings in which Mulletus lives.

A Typical North Country Specimen @ Tail 'O the Pup

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